Suo! This is W-dawg reporting fo' duty. Seriously, has anyone seen "The Cable Guy?" That is the creepiest movie ever. I mean, it's not supposed to be that weird, but the guy is obssesive and he seems very, how should I say it....Gay (I don't want to offend anyone). He looks like (and seems like) a maniac. But its not at all really that scary, just VERY unnerving how good of a job Jim Carrey does at portraying him. Well, I must go now, but I just wanted to throw this post out into cyberspace for all you young peeps to read. I am also reading The Lord of the Flies.....I didn't know that this book is so gruesome...... All in all though, its great. Well, today is entertainment day I guess. Enjoy!

Suo!!!!! How's it going? Well today is Sunday, and I am going to have a lot of fun. Actually I'm probably going to just look at my TV all day and then jump in my spa then go to bed. But before I do that, wanted to let you all know what's been going on. It's the last day of the Olympics (thank God). Why was there so much hating on all the US people by NBC and those TV stations just because they didn't get gold? I mean, who freaking cares (well maybe we all do a little). The TV stations all were making the Olympians look bad. I mean, yeah I wasn't that happy when that girl did a trick and didn't land it losing the gold in the race thing, but you don't need to keep saying in your interview with her that "You look like a women who just lost a gold. Not just won a silver." It's freaking ridiculous (sp?). Also, people in Iraq and other Middle East countries got all hyped up over something and now they are killing each other. Is it just me, or does anyone else think that the US made it a little LESS stable over there? I mean, they're on the brink of civil war. Also in the manly world of business and news, well, there probably is a lot of other stuff going on, but it's so hard to find stuff out, and I really want to talk about sports. Well, I think I'm probably the only one, but does anyone watch WWE? (everyone is probably laughing their heads of right now, but that is what this blog is sorta supposed to do....) Because I know it's fake and all, but I like it a lot. It's pretty exciting watching all these really athletic guys kill each other. I guess I'm sorta like the ancient Romans, because I love that blood and violence. It's sorta like the gladiator fights. Well, not much to say. I didn't get drunk on Friday night. (I can just hear the AWWWWWSSS) But I did almost get arrested because I was in a store which was robbed, and they thought I was an accomplice with the robber. It was really freaky. The policeman was all like "You're under arrest." I guess I was looking suspicious... I won't fault the police, they're just doing their job. Well, I must go now, but I know that actually 2 people other than myself and my friend slodown4me have read this blog. Thank you jbox and anonymous. Your support helps me keep my hopes up. (yes just say it, this blog sucks) I really have to get my friend who is out of town right now to help me. He actually has a good sense of humor. Well, Suo to you all, and have a good day.

Yep! Here I am, at my effing job, trying to actually write a good post without getting caught. How the crap am I supposed to do that? No se....or for those who don't know Spanish....I don't know. Ahhh. god, here comes the boss. Pheww......closed it fast enough. Well, today has been a funny day. Just found an awesome site for funny stuff. Damn this kid is talented. Whatever. Im not that talented. Crap. I feel so underachieving..... here's the link. Just click on some of the stuff. Some of it's better than other stuff, but it is all good (as fake gangsters would say "isall good in the neighborhood hommies").......Okay here it is... http://eviltrailmix.com
Gotta fly! Suo! Party time! Ill tell you all if I get drunk (actually I probably won't tell you)......

Suo to you all..... I just woke up and really am happy with myself (thats new). I mean!, who cares if anything happens today! Today is Friday!!!!! Tonight is a night to go P-A-R-T-Y!!!!!! Okay. Just updating you peeps who read this (who I doubt are very few, if any). This day is probably gonna be another stupid one of work and stuff. So all you first time readers, don't be discouraged! Boisoned Pananas just doesn't have a special day to report...... at least not for now. It's sorta funny how it always seems that something exciting comes up every day. Well maybe not every day, but almost every day... Whatever. This is the stupidest post Ive ever seen. Ahh, but yesterday, Sasha Cohen (yes the figure skating beauty) didn't get the gold because of 2 falls. *sighs* But neither did that Russian skater, who fell 3 times. Some weird underdog person did. And thats WEIRD. But we did get Silver......GO SASHA!!!!!!!!!! *signing out* suo! bye! for right now!

Suo to you all (if you have any idea about me, suo is my made up word which doesn't mean anything)! I am back.....back again,.......suo's back....tell a freind!!!!!!!! WHOAAAAAAAAA!! Crap! This is the end of another sucky day! Today, I walked in on my boss reading Playboy.....and he had freaking wet himself (not literally) when he found me looking online at......... *drumroll*......... Gaslamp Ball (a San Diego Padre blog..... I LOVE THE SAN DIEGO PAdres!)!!! This is what I say to you all hypocrite bosses!!!!! FASHEEZY! OFF THE HEEZY!!!! By the way......other than that, my the boisoned pananas news blog of the day reports that a bunch of peeps died in Iraq (same old....same old), that girl who killed her friend and chopped her up just was convicted (thank god.....I was fearing for my safety with chopper upers on the loose), and in the sports world.......my phoenix suns,....... DIDD'T P:AY!!!!! So shove that up your *** all you son of a ***** Laker fans!! God.....just had yo get that out of my system.... probably a lot more happened today, Im just to lazy to report it.....